Meet Simone, I'm the person everyone hands their phone to, to capture the best photos of the night. I'm never in them, but that's fine. It's fine.

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I technically started taking photos in middle school but damn, those puppies sucked. I hope they never see the light of day (Kelsey, Greta, Shelby - if you see this, burn them).

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I now takes okayish photos all over the world. My couples only rave a little bit when they get their photos back. 

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I'm short but I hold my own. I can command a room (or so I've been told), and keep things fun while doing it. I have a way of getting people to do things they swore they'd never do. 

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That sounded sexual but I swear it's not. Mostly. 

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I love cooking, mountain hikes, traveling way more than I should, deeply reconnecting with nature, and cussing at my laptop. I've rewritten this bio at least 40 times.

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I believe in science and equality, that love is love, and I've protested around the world for what I believe in. If you don't agree with the above, we probably won't work well together.

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You'll never have to wonder what to do with your hands if you're working with me.